San Francisco will offer cash incentives for not committing crime. Just when I thought it could not get any more weird - I scrolled down to....... Man runs a moist towelette museum inside a planetarium. Naked Florida man terrorizes a family. Many babies are growing abnormal bodyhair from medication mixup. Man attacked woman with ranch dressing. Grocery store allows boozing while shopping.
Teen thinks every day is June 11 after head injury. Police search for a man who pooped in unlocked cars at auto shops. Had Hooters conducted a background check, this whole incident could have been avoided. Authorities think Florida perverts should keep away from mating manatees. Floridaman wields machete in his boxers. Naked lawn mower wants teaching job.
Worried food truck owner called his customer because she didn't show up for months. First vaginal fluid transplant gives hope to millions. FLORIDA FRIDAY - Poop and run! Florida woman claims getting arrested was on her bucket list. Red Heads get free admission to theaters to stay cool. Texas Pete hot sauce not made in Texas. Chess players die from laughing gas. Meteorologist warns that icicles contain bird poop. Hashish cake served accidentally at a funeral. Boston Man steals a $10, 000 worth of lobsters and chase ensues. IKEA is offering a tiny apartment in Tokyo for less than $1 per month. How to cook hooters wings. Beans grown using music festival urine are tainted with drugs. Plus the #1 weird Florida Friday story from 2019 as voted on by my Patrons. Floridaman charged for attacking an officer with a hotdog.
Astronaut poop is still on the moon and scientists want it. FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida bill would eliminate Democratic Party. Drugs in urine from Glastonbury festival are threatening the eels. Bali fines tourists not wearing masks 50 push ups. FLORIDA FRIDAY - Woman bit her boyfriend's penis "out of frustration". Man arrested after tackling a deacon during Saturday mass. Thanksgiving Episode! Try psychedelic toad milk! Hooters waitress dipping wings in vagina. Manhole cover thieves in China could now get the death penalty. FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman says his genitals were grabbed at a massage parlor. Lap dances are okay at Miami strip clubs but no liquor after midnight. Why are women mixing their period blood with rice? Homework assignment in Kentucky asks kids to explain how they would de-gay their good friend. Florida man strips naked at a flea market, steals a car, breaks into a home and tries to kiss an old woman.
Floridaman steals a goat and gets it drunk for panhandling purposes. "I've shot people for less. " Chef advises you to eat your Christmas tree for vitamin C. Old Nazi treasure map sparks treasure hunt in Netherlands. From looking at the photograph there are probably two reasons why. Chess player accused of using anal beads to cheat. 40 year old dude Sue's parents for destroying his $30k porn stash. Liz Miele - Comedy Talk Show & Podcast. Woman makes lots of cash chewing gum and blowing bubbles on social media. Rap stars call for an end to using rap lyrics as criminal evidence. Another Big Cat Rescue arm removal.