Location Published: N/A: October 1997. By popular demand, Texas Bix Bender writes a sequel to his best-selling DON'T SQUAT WITH YER SPURS ON, which became an immediate cowboy humor classic and has been reprinted 26 times. Seller Inventory # FrontCover0879054700. SPORTS/RED RIVER RIVALRIES. Don't Squat With Yer Spurs On! book by Texas Bix Bender. Stick them on your laptop, note books, planners, Yeti products {Ice chests, cups, mugs}, hydros, Car's, water bottles, phone cases and more. Hudson River Miniatures. If you're riding' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.
This might be getting just a little too personal, but learn from the boy scouts and bury it. Size12 in × 1 in × 12 in. Simply life advice from the point of a cowboy to all that he interacts with. Gift Certificate FAQ. It's a mixed bag, but there are some gems here. For those of you riding in those un-natural places without trees, good luck to you! Don't Squat With Yer Spurs On Wooden Plaque 1:12 Miniature. ISBN-13: 9780879058326. Squatting is not the answer. This will also make a good gift for the cowboys in your life. By Texas Bix Bender.
Is a super quick read as it contains short quotes/advice on life. Mercado del Paz, San Antonio, TX. If you liked the first Don't Squat With Yer Spurs On, you will like this one, too. Released September 16, 2022. Great Cowboy advice!! Create your own picture.
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Quote: Mistake: The author didn't say that. Home:: POSTERS, RETABLOS ETC. Pretty good advice for any Cowboy or Cowgirl! It's not fair to all your friends and relatives who are dying to do it for you. Book Condition: Used - Good. "About this title" may belong to another edition of this title. Don't Squat With Yer Spurs On by David Nall - Invubu. FREE SHIPPING on all orders to the USA $98. Photos by Selkirk Ridge Photography. Seller ID: 10000000117920. PAINTINGS & PRINTS +.
Sharing that experience with someone else makes it even better. It is filled with quips and quotes that represent the Code of the West, like: "Always drink upstream from the herd" and "The easiest way to eat crow is while it's still warm. The quote belongs to another author. I've had it for years and pick it up occasionally in hope that I'll read something I've forgotten I enjoyed. Only Ever Always by Love & The Outcome. Dont squat with your spurs on your face. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. 144 pages of "cowboy" wisdom, example, "the easiest way to eat crow is while it is still warm. Will Rogers, who died in a 1935 plane crash in Alaska with bush pilot Wiley Post, was one of the greatest political country/cowboy sages this country has ever known. Serendipity Miniatures.
Full-color tear-off pages. Back of pages are blank for notes or shopping lists. "After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion was so full he kept roaring and roaring until a hunter came along a shot it. The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut. "'Don't be sawing on the branch that supports you, unless you're being hung from it. There are two theories to arguing with a woman.
Authors: Choose... A. Easel backer for desk or tabletop display. Friends & Following. Features include:•Easel backer for desk or tabletop display•Printed on FSC certified paper with soy-based ink•Full-color tear-off pages•Back of pages are blank for notes or shopping lists•Day/Date reference on each page•Combined weekend pages•Official major world holidays and observances•Funny Western humor and country sayings. "The easiest way to eat crow is while it's still warm. Displaying 1 - 27 of 27 reviews. Don't Squat With Yer Spurs On - Ranch Signs. 125gms weight; B&W Illustrations; 16mo 6" - 7" tall; 138 pages. A Cowboy's Guide to Life.
In this situation, choose a nice secluded spot with lots of brushy coverage. This blog is written and maintained by Danielle Otis, one of the wranglers (one job title among many) at Western Pleasure G uest Ranch. ANIMALS, SUPPLIES & TACK. It's just not going to end well. Newsletter Unsubscribe. Categories: Humor MM.
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