Because you're the finest catch here. I think I'm going to need a Burn Heal because you're hot. I was never very good at algebra but I'm pretty sure U + I = 69. Roses are red, Corona's the flu. Call Ollivander, because I think my wand has found its master. How about you and I go into that darkroom over there and see what develops. First, we'll get hammered, then I'll nail you. Excuse me, is that semen in your hair? Is that a Sudowoodo in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? I'd rather live a lie than a life without you.
Have fun, and good luck with our list of the 40 dirtiest pick-up lines! If I was a Pokemon right now, I'd be an Erectabuzz. You're too beautiful to be real, just like global warming. Roses are red i know your fourteen. Can I get into YOUR Secret Base? You've been naked in my mind this whole time. Kim Kardashian Doja Cat Iggy Azalea Anya Taylor-Joy Jamie Lee Curtis Natalie Portman Henry Cavill Millie Bobby Brown Tom Hiddleston Keanu Reeves. I'll be your farm boy if you'll be my princess bride. Hey beautiful, my doctor says I'm missing vitamin you.
Pokemon) You make me want to Sing myself to sleep! Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun get in the fucking van ( my personal favorite). Show me your dragon and I'll make it spitfire. Cause I'm gonna put my warm balls on your face whether you like it or not. I wanna Putin my penis in your mouth. Wanna watch my EKANS evolve? More than just ROUS' can be of unusual size – remind your man of that and make him feel special. As we read out kids stories at night, we can imagine all sorts of nasty about Pinocchio, Cinderella, Woody and Buzz.
I grew up during the sixties, with the peace and love generation. Roses are red, lemons are sour. Are you the dub to my step? Is that a mirror in your pocket, because I can see myself in your pants.
Do you know what I like in a girl? 📖 Suggested read: Top 35 Harry Potter Pick-Up Lines. Your smile is shiny. I can make your Jigglypuffs sing. Is your name Betty Crocker, cause your always making me rise. These Pick up lines with a rose theme are sometimes sexy and dirty while at other times cute and dirty. Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you? Let's play Pinocchio.
Don't we all like a bum that looks good enough to eat? Today's my cake day we should make it a date. Want to buy some drinks with their money? If you were a Pokemon, I'D CHOOSE YOU! Roses are red, pickles are green, I like your legs and what's in between. May the force be with you when you use these dirty pick up lines on an unsuspecting subject. If Covid-19 doesn't take you out, can I? My wife doesn't understand me. I've got a Boba Fettish for you. Hand sanitizer on each other while watching the roaring toilet paper fire in my backyard. Pokeballs are red, Greatballs are blue, If you were a Pokemon, I'd choose you.
First, I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I'll move up to your belly button. I think i'm bipolar. You remind me of Deoxys, you're out of this world. Want to see my Fezzik? Roses are red, Lemons are sour, Open your legs and give me an hour.
Because I'd never turn you down. Things are much better down where it's wetter. Let's play carpenter. Use one of these on your husband after he's put the kids to bed and it's sure to spark some excitement at home. Do you like to eat Mexican food? Are you a pirate because I'm wondering were you got that booty. Hey since I lifted your spirits, how about you lift up your shirt.
I heard you like bonfires, well I'll supply the wood. Cum with me if you want to live! Ever gotten a telepathic orgasm from a man in a wheelchair? Let's play Empire Strikes Back. I'll treat your panties like Jeb Bush and make them drop very fast. In medieval times my beer belly would be a sign of prosperity and attractiveness, what do you think? I'm suing my hand and thinking of you. If not I'd like to rush in. If you want to get to know someone through dirty pick-up lines, you must be aware that they rarely go down well.
If you were a Pirate would your parrot be on this sholder (hand on closer sholder) or this sholder? I don't know you, but something inside me is saying I should take you out. Are you a haunted house because I'm going to scream when I'm in you? Sit on my face and ask me to lie…What? Am I on an episode of Fixer Upper?
I think it is time I tell you what people are saying behind your back. I just want to be friends with your insides. If I were a Milktank, I'd use ATTRACT on you. I like to Pikachu when you're naked! Are you from the Hoenn Region? Why, is it because I'm small and cute? ) These are bold and to the point and there is no nuance here. Like an Umbreon, I also evolve at night. Give me a Woody and I'll make you Buzz for light-years. I know hello in 6 different languages, which one do you want me to tell you tomorrow?
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