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No cure… it's terminal. Someone may just call the crops! Q: Why is a barn so noisy? How do Mexican sheep say Merry Christmas? What happened to the frog who parked on the double yellow lines?
Don't you find cow puns udderly ridiculous? Milk comes out of its nose. A: Udder-Catastrophe. Yep, you guessed it - to us, poetry equals silly puns because having a little loving chortle beats any ballad or sonnet. They were trying to beef up security. How many elephants can you put into an empty stadium? How do pigs get to hospital? I built a model of Mount Everest and my son asked, "Is it to scale? " It's outstanding in its field. As he pointed towards the field. The farmer asked, "Did she have a big white spot next to her ear? Mouse to mouse resuscitation! The steaks have never been so high! What's a cow's favorite subject in school?
An elephant at the North Pole! They have two left feet! I had to put my foot down!
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